Feb 16, 2009

Sex on a Golf Course Deemed Risky by FOXSexpert











Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, and columnist. She's also employed by FOXNews as a Sexpert, and a few days ago...perhaps inspired by Valentine's Day... Dr Fulbright decided to enumerate the 20 riskiest places to have sex. Presumably those who like "fair and balanced" news are also inclined toward exhibitionism.

The Good Dr. arranges her daring destinations into three categories; risky, riskier and riskiest, and her "on-course indescretion" only makes it to the "risky" list.

"On a Golf Course. I attended Penn State for my undergraduate degree, and part of my workout routine was running around the university’s really nice golf course. I’d often daydream about what it’d be like to make love on the green one star-filled night. It never happened, but should the opportunity ever present itself, it might be more readily seized with the lowered risk of a cloud-covered night."

Thank you FOXSexpert, for that visual.

If Dr. Fulbright does choose to fulfill this daydream, I just hope her colleague, Bill O'Reilly, doesn't factor into it. That would be scary.

16 comments:

  1. Our 16th green is the highest point on our course and affords a wonderful panoramic view of the Baltimore skyline and the entire harbor.

    I am told it has been the scene of numerous romantic moonlight trysts over the years.

    All I know about #16 is it has ruined way too many decent scores of mine by the time I walked off of that green.

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  2. Actually sex on the golf course is a pretty common fantasy. They even named a drink after it.

    http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=40774

    It's pretty good too. ;)

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  3. Any FOX-related news gathering/reporting source is not necessarily a bastion of quality journalism.

    And sex on a golf course is nothing new, just ask the gophers and squirrels. They've been banging each other on the links for years!!! <:-0

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  4. Perhaps if she had run further through the golf course, she would have noticed that there were other greens away from sight of the clubhouse. I guess she missed the beach fantasy in a greenside bunker, too. Safer than getting all those chemicals on your skin ! :-D

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  5. I got my master's at PSU. Too bad she and I never met. I know she's telling the truth because there is a nice running path going around the perimeter of those courses.

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  6. Risky indeed. Hubby & I had a lovely time on the course one night when everyone was fast asleep in their beds. The risk factor made it ever so much more fun. Too bad the sexpert hasn't tried it....

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  7. the head of fox news is satan

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  8. The whole thing was sounding so nice Patricia, till you had to go mention O'Reilly.

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  9. Ty Webb said it best: At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?... that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate.

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  10. By far the most romantic course we've ever played at was Machrihanish in the South of Scotland. So mysterious and beautiful. I was just a beginner so hardly played, mainly just walked with my husband. Couldnt' really do and canoodling though because of the mist and chill breezes. :[

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  11. http://www.machgolf.com/

    FYI

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  12. My wife and I found a great place to stay in St. Kitts about 30 years ago. It was Jack Tar Village, right on the golf course, probably the only one back then. There were holes along the ocean. It was extremely hot, so we would stop the golf cart, get naked, go for a swim and "play" a bit then continue our rounds. There was no one on the course or the beach. Now it is all developed and what we did is impossible unless you really are into exhibitionism.

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  13. Charles Boyer2/18/2009 3:01 PM

    "All I know about #16 is it has ruined way too many decent scores of mine by the time I walked off of that green."

    Must...not...make...joke...about...16...screwing...you. :-)

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  14. I've had some good times on a few holes of my home course though not quite, uh a home run per se.

    But I've heard rumors that the front counter of the pro shop was the scene of the most famous "even't" which apparently involved the announcement microphone somehow getting turned on... so to speak.

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  15. just had sex on the 10th green last night, AMAZING stars, full moon, owls perfect temperature, fresh air, AWESOME!!!! try it

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