Feb 16, 2009

Sex on a Golf Course Deemed Risky by FOXSexpert

Dr. Yvonne K. Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, and columnist. She's also employed by FOXNews as a Sexpert, and a few days ago...perhaps inspired by Valentine's Day... Dr Fulbright decided to enumerate the 20 riskiest places to have sex. Presumably those who like "fair and balanced" news are also inclined toward exhibitionism.

The Good Dr. arranges her daring destinations into three categories; risky, riskier and riskiest, and her "on-course indescretion" only makes it to the "risky" list.

"On a Golf Course. I attended Penn State for my undergraduate degree, and part of my workout routine was running around the university’s really nice golf course. I’d often daydream about what it’d be like to make love on the green one star-filled night. It never happened, but should the opportunity ever present itself, it might be more readily seized with the lowered risk of a cloud-covered night."

Thank you FOXSexpert, for that visual.

If Dr. Fulbright does choose to fulfill this daydream, I just hope her colleague, Bill O'Reilly, doesn't factor into it. That would be scary.