No...not that birdie!
Though I'll admit his Abu Dhabi falcon IS quite awesome. But I'm referring to a birdie that's distinctly less ... avian. The kind that rolls 70 feet across the final green and drops into the hole. Like the one that gave Mr. Poulter a share of the one stroke first round lead today at the Abu Dhabi Golf Championship. I'll have more on the fabulous first round a bit later. So stay tuned, OK?
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