Friday

Gone Madigan: "Women Are More Efficient Golfers Than Men"

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Kathleen Madigan has been called the funniest woman in America... by guys like Lewis Black and Jay Leno, no less... and she's the only comedian ever to go unchallenged on NBC’S Last Comic Standing.

The accessible, unpretentious, quintessentially American comedienne, is a golfer too, probably the only one who's ever publicly acknowledged their desire to marry a golf club. Her Prince Charming is a hot young 4 hybrid. The wedding BTW, will take place on Maui.

Ms. Madigan recently entertained troops in Afghanistan on a USO tour, and had 1,500 soldiers laughing in the harshest place on earth, proving that she's seriously funny.

But the ireverrant redhead... who hits in the low eighties... has some wise words on golf:
"Women are more efficient golfers than men.  I play sometimes in my mom's league of old ladies, they're just faster.  They don't have the ego.  They go to the proper tee.  If they're having a horrible hole, they just pick it up and say, 'Double par'.  Guys are slower, because they're all over the course, they don't hit straight, it's ego, and they're playing from the blue tees when they should not be."
Forget all the jokes about women playing slowly, the funniest woman in America got this one right, and there are probably more than a few golf guys out there who aren't laughing.

More at: Las Vegas Review-Jornal