Tuesday

Sexy Messages on Golf Balls Get Teacher in Trouble

Yes, you read it right, and the story is even more bizarre than the title indicates, because after the pervy PE teacher penned his provocative prose on 40 golf balls, he threw them to the bottom of a swimming pool, then then directed his jr. high school students to dive in and collect the balls, read out the questions on the balls they found, and provide answers for them. Mm-Hm. Apparently the lesson plan was conceived to get the aquaphobic kids "interested in the water".

The 32 year old teacher has since resigned. No word on what became of the lewd and lascivious golf balls though.