With his icy blue eyes and weird platinum blonde hair he's always reminded me of some kind of Aryan alien. The shark hat always looked kind of sinister to me too, and I've heard he can be less than friendly with media people. Well apparently none of this bothers Chris Evert. She's going out with him. Not that they're admitting it. The most they've said is that they're "close friends". Come on, didn't they ever see When Harry Met Sally? If they had, they'd know that "a man and a woman can never be friends, without sex getting in the way".