1.Equipment Lust. In the middle of my back swing it occurs to me that I'd be hitting much better (longer, straighter)if only I had that driver I'm lusting for.
2.Golferazzi Distraction. As I begin my downswing I become aware of Nick snapping photos of me (because I
3.Wardrobe Worries. As my club is about to make contact with the ball I'm struck by the realization that the skirt I'm wearing is just a bit too short and a wardrobe malfunction is imminent. This usually results in my reining in my swing to such an extent that I miss the ball entirely.
4.Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching me.