Are We Ready for the Sequel?

Plot: The gripping tale of a statuesque, beautiful and talented young Hawaiian girl with a killer golf game.

Backed by an A-list marketing team, she defies her critics in pursuit of her dream: to play on the PGA tour. Taking advantage of sponsor's exemptions she struggles to make the cut, but tragically flounders time and again.

She then gets accepted to Stanford University,wears lots of Nike, models for Omega, lands a walk-on role on CSI and...still plays golf at a very high level, proving once again, how great it is to be a beautiful, young, talented woman...with an A-list marketing team.

Plot: This much anticipated sequel traces the path of a vertically challenged and portly young Hawaiian boy with a killer golf game and an infectious smile.

With no semblance of a marketing team he plays his way into the Sony Open by shooting a 67 and capturing the lone amateur spot, thus becoming the youngest player in 50 years to make the cut on the PGA Tour. He goes to the final Sunday round tied for eighth and finishes with a very respectable -5, proving that with hard work and iron will, a short, stocky young fellow from a working class background can become a golf hero to millions.

Yep, I think we're ready for the sequel.